I thought this was pretty funny. One day I was asking the kids what their names are. Their full names. When I asked Cody, we needed to remind him what his middle name is. It is William and He says Wilum. Anyway, I asked Cody if he knew my name. He said Daddy Russ Jones, and I said no, it is Russell Payne Jones. So, a few days later I randomly asked Cody what his name is because I like to hear try to say William. Then I asked him what my name is and he said Russ Penguin Jones. I thought he was joking, but some how he heard penguin instead of Payne and still thinks it is penguin. I think I'll wait a few years to tell him the truth.